have you ever come across your children's art work and thought omg, what the fuck is going on here? this happens in my house...cough, cough often.
this is one of those master pieces that makes me evaluate
a) my overall parenting style
b) how and what the girls might be watching on tv
c) that we might have a WAY to open door policy about sex talks in our house?
actually nope!, no need to evaluate anything this kid just has my odd imagination, this is perfectly normal to me! so i shall sit back and enjoy amara's mind come to life thanks to crayola and a caption of "ME AT 100"!
picture breakdown....
ok, she clearly has changed her name to "wief" from amara, i was never under the impression that she didn't like her current name but i suspect that she must've gotten quite famous in her adulthood and changed her name as some do for privacy etc.
i'm so pleased she FINALLY got a dog for herself. i'm pretty sure for most of her childhood she secretly plotted to steal several people's family pets because her COLD hearted portuguese mother (me) wouldn't let her have one. the dog in this picture is fucking huge, her house must be a pig sty but i guess when your famous and loaded you have people to "take care of that". It also does tricks as we can see, it balances her specs (it's a keeper!).
who the hell is the gold speedo wearing mystery man named "hubean". is the name from mexican descent perhaps? He does have a lovely golden tan and appears to be in good shape - though I would recommend he stop working out that right leg a little. wait a sec, are those breasts? is this a topless female? no, no, i think its a guy, look there’s a pointy package! next, bifocals or goggles? i hope it's either one of those or else hubean might need an intervention to get off the LA street drugs!
is hubean the pool boy, masseur, physiotherapist, younger husband, a sex slave? the red thing in his hand sorta might be a whip and the chair thing KINDA looks like a...well were not going to go there today but it's definitely time to cue the music...bow chicka bow, bow!
or perhaps he's the "home nurse", she does have a cane and all? nice one "weif", a younger man, "taking care of you" in your senior years! well played, well played!
whatever the real story is, this picture is worth a thousand words and thousand laughs and perhaps it needs to be framed somewhere in the house!
#lifeunscripted
(amara's dildo hands drawing click here)
UPDATE:
i confirmed details of the picture with amara...
the picture is her, titled "wife" and "Husband" at 100 years of age (well we sure do know where the spelling problems come from! lol) the hubby was swimming pool side, getting into his wheelchair and the red thing is his towel (it's a tiny face cloth if you ask me!). I ask her about his pretty tiny swim trunks...she just giggled! yes, "hubean" is wearing glasses and she indeed was famous! LOVE IT.
Dina's family sessions...
