Lets get this out of the way, I'm not tall...not even close.  12 year olds are taller!

I'm Portuguese, that explains the height thing.

I've been married for over a decade and a half. Where's the bling Greg, hu? Kidding, where's my value village gift card!? For real?

I have two little ladies and they remind me everyday to slowdown and savour the moments (in between the crazy and the yelling and crazy and the yelling). 

Do not ask me any important questions till I've had a coffee!

I have the ability to stump spell check, enough said.

Strongbow, gin and wine...in that order. Gin, wine, strongbow also works.

I have a heathy addiction to hot peppers, thrift shops and chips (I love the chippies). UPDATE: Because of my chip addiction I've decided to go chip free, it's been over a year. See miracles do happen. BUT I do still eat tortilla, kale and parsnip chips.

If you read my blog, I've been known to cuss.  Just a little bit, ok a little bit more than a little bit. But lets be clear, it's never while I'm on the job!

Not a fan of smoking, sneezing/ hiccups, people that have bad attitudes and loud mufflers.

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE cuddling with my girls.  It's the best feeling ever. 

I think all children's art should be framed, on walls, EVERYWHERE!

Bonus: I think sunsets and sunrises are dessert for your eyes!