Lets get this out of the way, I'm not tall...not even close.  12 year olds are taller!

I'm Portuguese, that explains the height thing.

I've been married for well over a decade. Where's the bling for all these years Hubs, hu? Kidding, where's my Value Vllage gift card!? No for real?

I have two young ladies, they remind me everyday to slowdown and savour the moments (in between the crazy & the yelling, and crazy & the yelling). 

Do not ask me any important questions till I've had a coffee!

I have the ability to stump spell check, enough said.

Strongbow, gin and wine...in that order. Gin, wine, strongbow also works.

I have a heathy addiction to hot peppers, thrift shops and chips (I love the chippies). UPDATE: Because of my chip addiction I've decided to go chip free, it's been over two and a half years. See miracles do happen. BUT I do still eat tortilla, kale and parsnip chips.

If you read my blog, I've been known to cuss.  Just a little bit, ok a little bit more than a little bit. But let’s be clear, it's never while I'm on the job!

Not a fan of smoking, sneezing/ hiccups, people that have bad attitudes, and loud mufflers.

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE cuddling with my girls.  It's the best feeling ever and since their Bigger now, I savour it even more!

I think all children's art should be framed, on walls, EVERYWHERE!

Bonus: I think sunsets and sunrises are dessert for your eyes! Yes, I’m serious, my mind is blown every-time I get to see one! It’s the simple things that mean the most.