Blanket Vampire | Klutch Photography | Vancouver Family photographer

Blanket Vampire; (blankeet Vanpierr)

A child or adult who does not feel well. They tend to hide under blankets while covering most of their face leaving only their eyes exposed. You can find blanket vampires predominantly located on a family sofa and very occasionally in their own beds.

Blanket Vampires are seasonal creatures known to surface primarily from September through April in colder wet climates, in the poor dietary season such as Halloween, Christmas, Valentines and Easter when sugar is a main source of nutrition.

It's strongly recommended to not disturb these creatures as their temperament can be unpredictable causing verbal anger or unreasonable requests. Also, know to moan cries of "why me".

If you have disturbed the Blanket Vampire mistakenly back away slowly, do not make direct eye contact and follow the requests they have made.

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Journal Entry No.36 | Klutch Photography | Vancouver family photography

If I was born in the 70's (which I was) what old school teen song would I be belting out right now? That's fucking correct, I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW  by the one and only goddess of the 80's TIFFANY! 

 I did some alone time with my preteen yesterday and she was pan faced mortified by the whole thing.  I don't blame her tho,  the lack of lyric support on the karaoke track and my chest cold still hanging on (after a three-week unwelcome stay-BOO!) would have made the farm dogs bark if this was still Surrey 15 years ago!

 So there were no Grammy awards handed out here but let be tell ya, that chicken vein was getting w-o-r-k-e-d!

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I'm pretty sure I wanted to be her at one point!  But really the more concerning part of this image (from the 80's) is the tin foil reflectors, the slathered baby oil body parts and the fact that I was out there for probably 6 hours! well that explains the FINE LINES and the NOT so FINE LINES.

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BTW, YOU'RE WELCOME!! Memory lane here you go, I DARE you not to sing along!

 

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This hot sun is just what I needed! Partly to get the mold out of the outdoor cushions that I waited to do since January, and partly because it fills my soul 🤣 Cheers to more sunny days🍻
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My life Unscripted | Klutch Photography | Vancouver family photography

So I had a rare opportunity this week (timewise that is) to go through my 100,00 (not joking btw) of my family images from mid-2014 till now and I picked a few that spoke to me in some kind of way. Some made me laugh, others were just moment provoking or just a good environmental image but mostly I felt a true tearful joy that I have these images, period.  All my kids real moments captured, our life unscripted, just a day in the life (many years of it), documentary style.

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So I had a rare opportunity this week (timewise that is) to go through my 100,00 (not joking btw) of my family images from mid-2014 till now and I picked a few that spoke to me in some kind of way.