Journal Entry No.35 | Klutch Photography| Vancouver family photographer

Sometimes when your kids become fucking dicks to each other, you need to lock shit down and just circle the wagons with some family time.

My two have been less than awesome with each other these past few days and so on this "WAY TO SOON IN THE SCHOOL SEASON" pro D day presented itself I dragged these two lazy broads outside for a nature walk.  They were not pleased by my persistence of leaving the house but because I'm the ruler of the world they had no choice, we took off to a nature park in Langley.

 The irony is that these two love to explore, jump and climb. They eat wild berries like there on fucking survivor. They fall in love with each other and like that dude on the commercial that was hangry and eats a Snickers bar and all normality is restored, well that whats what fucking nature does! Nature solves the "I hate you" sibling syndrome (for now).

Side note: They also got to experience some real life - a drug dealer on a bike, I hooker on a bike & an argument in the bush (by those two) and several police cars!  You think they would only see this good reality stuff in Value Village at 8:45 pm on a Friday night (It was only once that happen, they were fine! It always makes for great open door conversations)

VERY EXCITING day.  Yes children, stay in school and DON'T DO DRUGS! 

2017 Quickie Mini Sessions are open, BOOK NOW! | Klutch Photography| Vancouver Family Photographer

It's that time of year again, for you and me to have a quickie together!  We've waited all year for this moment and it's finally arrived! There are two dates and two locations available again this year.

These sessions are fast paced and are way more portrait influenced for updated "grandma" shots! 

Please read all the details below BEFORE you stock my inbox with your requests, no skimming allowed people! lol.

ALL REQUESTS MUST BE MADE THROUGH dina@klutchphotography.com. I can not guarantee a spot for you if you text me, facebook me or call me.

I'm looking forward to seeing you all this fall... so here we go!

 

 

Location NO.1

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WHEN: Sunday, September 17th, 2017 (rain or shine)

WHERE: Blackie Spit, McBRIDE AVE, SURREY  

MOOLA:  $140 (all in)

 

 Included:

* a 15-minute session for a family of four (extra people can be added for $25 per additional person). Sadly after September pets are not permitted in this location, if this has changed I will let you all know.

* 3 fully edited, high resolution digitally downloaded images straight from the proofing site!

* two-week turnaround on proofing galleries.

* private online viewing gallery for your image selections.

* option to purchase more OR all of the files within your proofing gallery!

{The session must be paid in FULL to hold your spot within 48 hours and is  NON REFUNDABLE, so if you cancel, I will be donating your deposit to some rad organization that helps others over the holidays}

Please email all inquiries to dina@klutchphotography.com.   All requests will be taken in order of emails received, so don't panic if you don't hear back right away!  Once your time slot is booked, more details shall follow in another email (later).

Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for any EXCESSIVE fun, real smiles, kids not wanting to leave, laughter or any good times had. Just so we are clear!

Btw- if I'm sold ou, ask to be put on the waiting list!

AVAILABLE BOOKING TIMES

8:00am   Gonzo

8:20am   Final Sale

8:40am  Picked up 

9:00am   Bagel

9:20am   Used up

9:40am    Pending pick up

10:00am   Rain check

10:20am   Elvis has left the building

10:40am   Complete

11:00am     Void

11:20am     Finito

11:40am     Done

 

Location NO.2

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WHEN:  Saturday, October 14th, 2017 (rain or shine)

WHERE: Campbell Valley Regional Park, 16th Ave, Langley, BC 

MOOLA:  $140 (all in)

 

Included:

* a 15- minute session for a family of four (extra people can be added for $25 per additional person/pet).

* 3 fully edited, high resolution digitally downloaded images straight from the proofing site!

* two-week turnaround on proofing galleries

* private online viewing gallery for your image selections.

* option to purchase more OR all of the files within your proofing gallery!

{The session must be paid in FULL to hold your spot (within 48 hours) and is  NON REFUNDABLE, so if you cancel, I will be donating your deposit to some rad organization that helps others over the holiday session}

Please email all inquiries to dina@klutchphotography.com.   All requests will be taken in order of emails received, so don't panic if you don't hear back right away!  Once your time slot is booked, more details shall follow in another email (later).

Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for any  EXCESSIVE fun, real smiles, kids not wanting to leave, laughter or any good times had. Just so we are clear.

 

AVAILABLE BOOKING TIMES

9:00am    Finito

9:20am    Complete

9:40am     Closed

10:00am   To late

10:20am   Out of business

10:40am   Sold out

11:00am    Vanished

11:20am    Empty

11:40am    Out of service

12:20am    Timed out

12:40pm    Locked down

1:00pm      Closed

1:20pm      All out

1:40pm      Gonzo

2:00pm     Sold

2:20pm    Finished

2:40pm   Disappeared

3:00pm   Bagel

3:20pm   Out of luck

3:40pm  Empty

 

Need more persuading, check out some of the 2016 quickie particpants! 

Ever wanted to know what a 15-minute Klutch Photography quickie session looks like? Well here are some of my 2016 participants to give you an idea! It's a rain or shine session and all about having fun!

If you missed out on the quickies this year  become a Klutch Photography blog subscriber and next year you'll be the first to receive the date and times before the general public does!

Dina's Instagram feed

THE GRAD MINI SESSION IS HAPPENING! Sunday, May 21, 2023. $275 ALL IN 3 digital images included (option to purchase more images) Up to 4 people included in cost ($25 extra per family, friend or dog 😉) Rain covered location 🙌 Very limited sp
This hot sun is just what I needed! Partly to get the mold out of the outdoor cushions that I waited to do since January, and partly because it fills my soul 🤣 Cheers to more sunny days🍻
This 🙌
Hi. Just letting you know I’m still urban exploring. 😉 Any questions about it, feel free and ask!
Needing a headshot update but hate getting your picture taken!? Then the quickie headshot session is made for you ! In this 10 minutes session you will get a updated headshot in colour & in black-and-white within 2 weeks of the session for yo
This row of trees have been calling me for years to take its picture and finally I obliged. Anyone who lives in my area do you know where this is? Anywho, I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I can drive by this now, and not feel
Hands up, if a new sport your kid is in is making you shift your life. Example-volleyball club takes up all holiday weekends, yikes! Well, life is not static, we're adjusting and trying to work with it. Is she loving it, yup. Happy Easter y'all!

2017 Quickie Mini Sessions are coming soon! | Klutch Photography| Vancouver family photographer

Howdy folks!

Just a friendly reminder that the "quickie" mini session is coming VERY soon and if you're a subscriber to klutch's blog you will the first to access the dates and times available! These sessions happen only once a year and they tend to sell out fast. 

Click on the subscribe button (found at the right of your screen on a desk top computer) -> ->  

It looks a little like this....

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If you're wondering what a 15 minute Klutch Photography quickie session looks like, check out just a few of my 2016 client images ...

Ever wanted to know what a 15-minute Klutch Photography quickie session looks like? Well here are some of my 2016 participants to give you an idea! It's a rain or shine session and all about having fun!

 

 

 

Klutch Photography Family Session

Dina on Instagram...

THE GRAD MINI SESSION IS HAPPENING! Sunday, May 21, 2023. $275 ALL IN 3 digital images included (option to purchase more images) Up to 4 people included in cost ($25 extra per family, friend or dog 😉) Rain covered location 🙌 Very limited sp
This hot sun is just what I needed! Partly to get the mold out of the outdoor cushions that I waited to do since January, and partly because it fills my soul 🤣 Cheers to more sunny days🍻
This 🙌
Hi. Just letting you know I’m still urban exploring. 😉 Any questions about it, feel free and ask!
Needing a headshot update but hate getting your picture taken!? Then the quickie headshot session is made for you ! In this 10 minutes session you will get a updated headshot in colour & in black-and-white within 2 weeks of the session for yo
This row of trees have been calling me for years to take its picture and finally I obliged. Anyone who lives in my area do you know where this is? Anywho, I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I can drive by this now, and not feel
Hands up, if a new sport your kid is in is making you shift your life. Example-volleyball club takes up all holiday weekends, yikes! Well, life is not static, we're adjusting and trying to work with it. Is she loving it, yup. Happy Easter y'all!