SURPRISE! (part one the journey)

it's been five years since "the mr." and i have gone away by ourselves (and by ourselves i mean no children for longer then a 48 hour period or a vegas conference!)…it was suppose to be cabo to celebrate a friends 35th birthday but plans changed and "the Mr." had to plot another adventure for us instead.  I've never been the trip organizer in our family, i just don't give a s*** as long as it's warm and i can drink!  so a week goes by and he enters  my office and announces "miami and a three day Bahama cruise" grumble, grumble and leaves, i "the mrs"  is pleased. I'm so uninvolved in the planning process that if we got parted on the way to the airport i would literally not know what airline i'm traveling on, when or where we are staying…lol.  it's kind of my sick special SURPRISE vacation, perhaps stupidly dangerous as well, whatever it always works out.

so with minimal guilt i leave my monkeys with the in laws (thank you B and K) i supplied them with a fridge full of chicken & veg, large bottle of advil and a grocery list of  "what the hell the girls are doing this week" we hit the road!  to be honest the girls were like see ya, with no tears or drama (not sure if thats a good or bad thing, no matter, i'm free at last).

rumour has it were traveling to seattle first in "the mr.'s" new ride (which i thought he was going to get a hot little two door, nope, freak'n same car in a newer model! really? why bother).  we make it with only an hour to spare if that and all goes smoothy in catching our "red eye" flight (BOO by the way but again when your not the planner, SURPRISE!). being small SUCKS because I go middle seat, here's the reality i feel bad for the dude beside me for two reasons first i sleep with my mouth wide open (pretty sight) and two i fart (enough said).

part two down, we hit Miami at 7 am which is 4am our time…check in is at 4 pm (SURPRISE).  breakfast it is.  we hit up the hotels restaurant and well i clearly have been watching to many "kitchen nightmares episodes" because this meal (which sort of sounded good at the time) was a disaster fit for Chef Ramsey fork pick a part and his commentary of disgust. i eat the eggs and few well thought through bites, breakfast is complete.

well, we have a day (7 hours) to kill  before we check in and we have our third child with us (my camera bag), my new mac book pro and "the mr.'s"  iPad to babysit.  pool side it is.  we slumber in the heat for hours, that lazy slobbered summer sleep that makes you feel hungover with out having a drink kind of sleep!  personally i enjoy having towel marks on my face and body, why you ask because it means i had NO CHILDREN to interrupt me (i wear them with pride around the pool to fetch a pinacolada)!  I'm not going to lie i spot a cute little muffin at 6 o'clock, i'm trying not to engage eye contact…dam it, to late.  my mind now wonders to how this little sausage reminds me of amara.  i have my mommy moment**sigh** and I'm back to my  inappropriate behaviour in a place where no body knows me. hooray!

i love people watching, thinking and trying to figure out where people are from, why they would get THAT tatoo of cookie monster on their hip and from a distance looks like a large birthmark.  my favourite poolside pastime is listening to other peoples conversations…BEST THING EVER.  who needs cable, seriously.  as a mom i so get this conversation i overheard "so guys, when moms on "vacation" (she is totally using this term loosely. we are never on real vacation with little kids) and you start to NOT listen, mommy starts to get mad, really mad..this is MY VACATION TOO".  lol, i'm pretty sure i've said that myself on vaca!

well 4pm has arrived, the suite rocks.  now the real fun begins...

arthur, the unwanted third child.

amara, got arthur last thursday from preschool as part of their learning or playing or piss mom off program...I'm not sure which it is but regardless we get to keep him for a whole week.  I thought he would sit in "his" bag after amara's initial excitement wore off  BUT nope, he has become a real pain in the a** !  as a (society persuaded) good mother i bring him with us (everywhere but today it was walmart).  amara has him try on my bra in the fitting room (no photo's of that, thank god right!), he then tries on all of my swimsuit discards (sadly, I think he looked better then me!?), he needs a nap or so she says but NOT in the cart (it's too hard of a surface?),  we need to lay him down somewhere "cozy". i'm also requested to keep photographing "them together" as though he is a celebrity and will soon make the cover of people magazine headline reading "ARTHUR" from the hit cartoon " ARTHUR" is currently living with "MISS AMARA EDEN", or so sources say, exclusive story on page 17 (PS. never tell a  three year old that their stuffy is not real, funny or NOT a part of the family... this is not at all recommended when you are looking to have a smooth running day)!  amara is now demanding that the cashier scan "him" through the register and have him be placed in a grocery bag!  the lady was trying to tell her that he won't scan and i just look at her and give her a head shake (the short, nose scrunched don't bother kind) and tell her to "pretend, if you don't mind" (mamma needs to get on with the day here!).  amara rides in the cart with arthur in bag, she is pleased.

there will be a sad parting tomorrow for one of us...but for now it's time to write some memoirs (as i have been instructed to do by her teachers) of arthur's short life with us and pass him on to the next unsuspecting mother!  wine please.

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i'm not supermom. some days i'm a HOT mess of a mom. i mean BAD mom's kind of behaviour.

 i suck at spelling (even with spell check). it's like the elephant on the blog really...lipstick on a pig? whatever, dyslexia will not stop my crazy from reaching the masses. lol or like 5 people.

 i now get how moms can move cars off their trapped children...offspring love is epic.  

children will be your greatest joy and your greatest frustration.

 living life unscripted is really worth trying (especially with your kids).  

i have earned every laugh line and  saying "what the hell" while furrowing your brow will cause a  number 11!  

 you become what you think of yourself and others for that matter.  

every year passes faster then the year before it.  

i have many regrets, many wishes and wants that will never come to be.  

i have a will stronger than most and in some areas it's far weaker then others.  

rain f'n sucks (lol..i know what your thinking "move then, you twit").  

marriage is hard.  marriage is powerful.  marriage teaches you about yourself.

pinterest is the devil i love.  

my mom is a bloody saint and i wish i knew this much sooner in life.  

strangers will surprise you and friends at times will disappoint you.  

I burp like a large trucker (TMI?).  

i shake it like a beyonce back up dancer when people aren't around.  

we all have fractures in our foundation (some people got those puttied up faster than others).

 speaking your thoughts is your choice, it's up to others to choose to be offended by your words (i've  been on both ends of this).  

being a child of a portuguese parent gives me the god given right to speak in my mothers accent as i choose (sorry mom).  

life isn't always fair BUT it's what you do after it that matters.  

being rich doesn't save you from death.  

having 10% animal cunning instincts will come in handy.  

the book baby wise works and people who have practise it are in a "special cult like group".  being a short female means; don't underestimate me, ever.  

children's imaginations ABSOLUTELY blow me away.  

our school systems are archaic!

 chips are tasty, very tasty.

i have a led foot in my husbands car.  i

think i'm younger than i am, WAY younger ( lol).

 i will never stop learning whether i want to or not.  

sunsets and sunrises are like dessert for my eye's.

 that there is something bigger then us out there.

finally... what i know for certain is that there may not be another day ahead and i will "try" to value each one that i'm allowed to have.

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