HOLY CRAP THURSDAY'S

welcome to my first instalment of holy crap thursday's! in my six years of being a parent i've found many an interesting item left behind at my local park's.

examples being:

water bottles

sippy cups

hats

many articles of clothing

beer

toys

pacifiers

all pretty standard when you have children attending a park right?

well on our family trip to palm springs we hit up the really big park near the house (the kids loved it by the way) and this is what the brought back to me wide open...

"HOLY CRAP, it's a shank"!  i mean great job telling an adult but next time bring me over to it.

so for the next 2 hours i was holding a knife while reading my book club book "rebecca" and pushing amara on the swing.  my final thought while looking like a gangster mamma was  "i wish i wore an outfit with pockets"!

conversations of a busy mom...

ME:  god your dirty! FLOORS: not my fault...you guys made me this way!

ME: no i didn't (they did), regardless your gross to look at right now.

FLOORS: well then, your kids eat like chickens (or so your dad thinks)...and if you don't want to look at me, you should wear a blindfold!

ME: i really have no time for this.

FLOORS:  you do understand that i'm solid hickory, HAND scraped with three different sized boards mixed together right?...others would DIE to have me!

ME:  shut up.  if it wasn't for me you wouldn't be here!  greg would have gladly selected a less "fancy" hardwood.

FLOORS: ohh...i like the word "fancy".

ME:  zip it...stop listening to tammy lyon and her preferences on country music!

FLOORS:  So, what would the euro's (specifically your mother!) think of how i look right now?

ME: wow..that's low.

FLOORS:  your getting  l  a  z  y!

ME: listen, there's just so much of you to clean and  I   AM   NOT   LAZY ...i just have "better" things to do with my time!

FLOORS: what FACEBOOK?

ME: watch it...or i'll let the kids draw and ride there bikes on you!

FLOORS:  tisk, tisk...we both know that's NOT going to happen,

Me: god i hate it when your right.

FLOORS: come on, just wash me!

ME: will see.