HOLY CRAP THURSDAY'S

i'm normally a very kind and polite person but HOLY CRAP there's something about the telemarketer that turns me into a crazy lady!  tonight after a long, hot, fun day with the children and literally being DONE with everything.. i hear the phone ring, it's CIBC (the mr. says answer it because he doesn't have a phone near by...and thinking it could be an important issue with our account), so i answer it and i soon realized it is not important. the next five minutes and what was said in those five minutes will not be disclosed in this post.

so to help you on this fine thursday... if you happen to get a  TM on the line, here's a helpful link  http://politics.lilithezine.com/Dealing-with-Telemarketers.html.

HOLY CRAP THURSDAY'S!

first off...HOLY CRAP, where did the school year go!!   secondly, HOLY CRAP,  two whole months to entertain them... it's going to be a long NINE weeks!  Any one else feel like drinking yet and it hasn't even started! personally, i think there should be a gradual "release" from school instead of this slamming the kids right back at you at the end of june...lol...dream the dream dina! so with the craziness about to begin here are some suggestions for entertaining your wild beasts over the summer...some i've done, some i will do and some other folks great links!

Here are a few of mine..

when you go to the grocery store, have the kids pick out a fruit they have never tried and give that sucker a go!

Play dress up in mom's closet...this one's comical!

have your kids camp out in your living room overnight (you don't even need a tent, use blanket/sheets over your dining room table!)

since we live in vancouver....puddle jumping!!

Splatter paint outside...EASY!

buy a board game you've never heard of (cheap from a thrift shop) and play it one afternoon!)

Dessert for dinner...also easy and easy for mom/dad who don't want to cook that night!

there's a few more i will be attemping this summer...

say  "yes" to every thing they request that day, the trick is don't let them know your doing it!    example..  Child :"can i have a playdate"  PARENT: "YES"!  see EASY RIGHT!

also a movie night on the trampoline!

here are a few links from some other great blogs on what to do with your kiddies...

http://thelongthread.com/?p=7880

http://nurturestore.co.uk/screen-free-week-kids-activities

may the force be with you all this summer...good luck parents and see you at the liquor store!

conversations with barbie...

amara asked me to play barbie and i gladly excepted the offer knowing full well that i would take this chance to teach some ethics and girl power while playing the role of hot blonde! i hit hard right out of the gate...

me in the role of barbie:

"umm, so i really like being in school and i can't wait to travel the world and not get married for a LONG time...till i have a super wicked job while being able to support myself.  in other words, i don't need a man to make it in this world!  oh and ken, if  you can't wait for me... then move on because their's MANY more guys out there for me to choose from...just saying"!

i look over at amara's mouth is wide open and her eye's as big as small dinner plates replies:

"NO MOMMY"

mommy enjoying the role of barbie:

" i'm barbie not your mom"

amara:

"mommy start talking like mommy, not like barbie"

mommy the award winning actor in the role of  "strong female" says:

"i'm not your mommy, i'm BARBIE"

amara starting to get frustrated says:

"ken is married to barbie and they have two kids over there"

mom is now BARBIE says:

"OMG...you must be from the far and distant future because those are not my kids and ken is not my husband! over there is my sister who totally looks like me but with curly hair and a freaky prom dress on, now she was unwise and got married way to early and that's her kids!  i love to be free and i don't feel the need to be married till i've sown my wild oats.  those kids over there, those are my nieces and ken he is only my boyfriend and if he doesn't get a job soon barbietacular is out of here"!

amara:

"mommy i think i want to play by myself"

well, folks that was an epic FAIL!   BUT i remembered how much i enjoy acting!