* 12 hours to fly to vegas from bellingham..i think thats a new record!
* 1 am is the new 10pm!
* can i wear these sun glass's with just one arm? no? well, guess we need to find a fossil store then!
* vodka is "water" in vegas.
* what kids?
* way to much appsterbating going on here!
* i only gambled a dollar and yet i'm broke?
* the new place to pick up chicks is the wallgreens dr.scholls heel and foot care section!
* REALLY needed double sided tape...i'm not elaborating on that one.
*"european" (topless) pools frown upon large professional cameras taking "snap shots"....note to self read the signs.
* went to see criss angel "believe"....thinking marrying a bad boy could have been fun. i'm just saying!
* awkward misplaced lotion burn does not cover well with fake tanner.
* yes, pulling "an elf move" in the elevator at 4am is just as funny as in the movie!
* apparently $2000.00 is more than greg is willing to spend on a purse....boo!
* labor breathing also comes in handy when the urge to vomit in a stinky cab occurs.
* three days without shampoo. it's true, dirty hair styles great!
* if i'm here for three days why does my suitcase way 45lbs?
* found out why...bangles are heavy!
* what do you mean there's no coffee makers in the rooms.....this is b&^* S%$&!
*OMG, who turned the sun on...close the drapes greg...CLOSE THE DRAPES GREG and a sip of water would be lovely!
* new career change in order "dina the vegas night club marriage counselor"
* my jammies have been missing for days???? GREG!
* this is our new multi functional saying "you can't change a cow into a goat"
* OK new drinking game "everytime you see a driving billboard add for HOT CHICKS you drink!" everyone was hammered in 30 minutes.
* new low..chicken removed at 4 am and wha la "vegetarian" pizza!
* apparently you can still have "family time" in vegas...yay canucks :/
* i need to start going to "conferences".
* our daughters are never coming here.
* when i get home i need a vacation!
ps. i've lost several hours somewhere in vegas and if you happen to find them please return them to surrey bc